Goddamn Gift Print


Shipping to United States: Free

Spread a little cheer to your walls with this vibrant uplifting print.

We use thick and beautifully textured fine art photo paper to give this print a premium look and feel. It has a beautiful matte finish and uses rich inks that allow the colors to really pop.

This print is available in the following sizes:
• 5 x 7 inches
• 8 x 10 inches
• 11 x 14 inches
• 12 x 16 inches

Prints up to 11 x 14 inches ship in a rigid mailer to ensure they will arrive at your door in perfect condition. 12 x 16 prints ship rolled up in a sturdy tube.

Your order will be processed and shipped within 1-2 business days. Approximate shipment durations (not guaranteed) are as follows:

Canada: 1 - 2 weeks
United States: 1 - 2 weeks
International: 2 - 3 weeks


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We are also happy to fulfill wholesale orders for retail establishments.

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Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 5 - 12 business days
  • United States : 6 - 12 business days
  • Europe : 2 - 4 weeks
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 2 - 4 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Wholesale availability

We absolutely love to wholesale! Just send us a note and we would be happy to chat with you about opportunities to sell our cards in your shop :)

Sizing details

Our cards measure 4.25 x 5.5 inches (and pack a lot of punch for their size!)

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