Merry F*cking Christmas

$4.80

Shipping to United States: $3.03


Spread a little laughter this holiday season with this cheeky Christmas card. The card will be uncensored, as pictured in the second image in this listing. It is professionally printed on high quality card stock and comes with a fabulous red envelope. It is lovingly cut, folded and carefully packaged in-house.

This card can be purchased individually or as a box set of 8 cards. Just select "individual card" or "box set of 8" in the Product Type drop down menu.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
Printed in Canada on high quality cardstock
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 Inches
Includes envelope
Blank inside so you can write your own message :)

SHIPPING:
Your card and envelope will be shipped in a rigid mailer to ensure that they arrive at your door in perfect condition.

Approximate shipment durations (not guaranteed) to your location are provided in our shipping policies, below this description and at checkout.

If you need the card by a certain date, please reach out to us and we will arrange to get the card to you via rush delivery. Extra shipping charges may apply.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to reach out to us, we would be happy to help! :)

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We are also happy to fulfill wholesale orders for retail establishments.

Thanks so much for visiting our shop!

Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 5 - 12 business days
  • United States : 6 - 12 business days
  • Europe : 2 - 4 weeks
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 2 - 4 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Wholesale availability

We absolutely love to wholesale! Just send us a note and we would be happy to chat with you about opportunities to sell our cards in your shop :)

Sizing details

Our cards measure 4.25 x 5.5 inches (and pack a lot of punch for their size!)

Reviews (1)

Average:

Such a cute and fun card! Love it so much


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