Because "you're old as shit" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
This cheeky birthday card is professionally printed on high quality card stock and comes with a fabulous kraft brown envelope. It is cut, folded and carefully packaged in-house.
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 Inches
High quality card stock
Blank inside so you can write your own message
*THE WATERMARK WILL NOT APPEAR ON THE CARD*
Your card and envelope will be shipped in a rigid mailer to ensure that they arrive at your door in perfect condition.
Your order will be processed and shipped within 1 business day. Approximate shipment durations (not guaranteed) are as follows:
Canada: 2 - 4 business days
United States: 4 - 8 business days
International: 2 - 3 weeks
If you need the card by a certain date, please reach out to us and we will arrange to get the card to you via rush delivery. Extra shipping charges may apply.
Check out our complete card collection here for all your greeting card needs:
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If you have any questions, don't hesitate to reach out to us, we would be happy to help! :)
We are also happy to fulfill wholesale orders for retail establishments.
Thanks so much for visiting our shop!
1 business day
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
We absolutely love to wholesale! Just send us a note and we would be happy to chat with you about opportunities to sell our cards in your shop :)
Our cards measure 4.25 x 5.5 inches (and pack a lot of punch for their size!)
Apr 20, 2022
Well made and the artwork is lovely.
Mar 7, 2021
Good quality cards with witty sayings. Something for everyone :-)
Nov 3, 2020
Jul 27, 2020
My Dad recently turned 70 and thought this was a riot. Thank you so much for making such a spot-on card. :)
Jun 19, 2020
Cute card! Thank you so much!