Rude but Ok

$4.85

Shipping to United States: $2.80

The nerve.

This funny birthday card is professionally printed on high quality cardstock and comes with a fabulous kraft brown envelope. It is cut, folded and carefully packaged in-house.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
4.25 x 5.5 Inches
Printed in Canada on high quality FSC certified cardstock sourced from Canada / USA
Includes envelope
Blank inside so you can write your own message :)

SHIPPING:
Your card and envelope will be shipped in a rigid mailer to ensure that they arrive at your door in perfect condition.

Your order will be processed and shipped within 1 business day. Approximate shipment durations (not guaranteed) are as follows:

Canada: 3 - 7 business days
United States: 4 - 10 business days
International: 2 - 4 weeks

If you need the card by a certain date, please reach out to us and we will arrange to get the card to you via rush delivery. Extra shipping charges may apply.

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Check us out on Instagram @tophatandmonocle to stay in the loop on freebies, exclusive offers, and our general shenanigans :)

We are also happy to fulfill wholesale orders for retail establishments.

Thanks so much for visiting our shop!

Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 5 - 12 business days
  • United States : 6 - 12 business days
  • Europe : 2 - 4 weeks
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 2 - 4 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Wholesale availability

We absolutely love to wholesale! Just send us a note and we would be happy to chat with you about opportunities to sell our cards in your shop :)

Sizing details

Our cards measure 4.25 x 5.5 inches (and pack a lot of punch for their size!)

Got this for my sister and she loved it!


Great birthday card took awhile to ship but just like the photo!


Jude communicated sooo well with me regarding shipping times and EXCEEDED my expectations. The card was a big hit, and it not only got here on time, but super early. As we know, this may not always be the case (to no fault of the seller), however I told Jude I was okay if it didn’t come in time. My order was shipped immediately after it was placed and Jude ensured me Top Hat and Monocle would do all they could to get it to me on time. What a wonderful experience I had - I will be ordering for future events!!


Great birthday card! They loved it


Great product! I loved it!


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