Fancy Hat for a Fancy B*tch


Shipping to United States: $2.87

This card is professionally printed on high quality card stock and comes with a fabulous brown envelope. It is cut, folded and carefully packaged in-house.

Printed on high quality card stock
Includes envelope
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 Inches
Blank inside so you can write your own message :)

Your card and envelope will be shipped in a rigid mailer to ensure that they arrive at your door in perfect condition.

Your order will be processed and shipped within 1 business day. Please see our shipping policies for approximate shipment durations (not guaranteed) to your country.

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Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 5 - 12 business days
  • United States : 6 - 12 business days
  • Europe : 2 - 4 weeks
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 2 - 4 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Wholesale availability

We absolutely love to wholesale! Just send us a note and we would be happy to chat with you about opportunities to sell our cards in your shop :)

Sizing details

Our cards measure 4.25 x 5.5 inches (and pack a lot of punch for their size!)

Gave this item to a friend to give to me. Really excited to receive it.

I’ve bought this card twice now and both times were quick shipping and no issues. This will continue to be my go-to grad card for friends and family :)

So freaking cute. I initially bought one for my best friend who’s earning her Doctorate degree, but when it came in, I just had to buy one for my cousin as well who’s getting her second Masters degree. LOVE this card. Will continue to be repeat customer!!

Great card! Packaged well. Great value and quality. Highly recommend.

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